Friday, May 16, 2008
“… Today is the first day in office for President Barack Obama … In other news, Hillary Clinton is still on the campaign trail and is not giving up …” - best ever joke about the current US election. I think it was from The Daily Show, but I cannot be certain.
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Thursday, April 24, 2008
Most absurd religious bullshit in long time. Baby Jesus cries like being stabbed in the eye with a fork. It is like a sweet gay love orgy between baby Mohamed, baby Jesus and baby Abraham while baby L. Ron Hubbard films it all and baby Buddha gives artistic directions. Wouldn’t you want to see that Holy Trinity? Just as real and inspiring as the other one. Baby Jesus is a fictional character just like Donald Duck or Terminator, get over it.
If your personality is fully determined by several thousand years old megalomaniac fantasies to the point where you are unable to accept satire about it, you might have serious psychological issues and should seek professional help. If people get seriously offended at anything written online it is their own personal psychiatric problem. The fact that such irrational over-offensiveness is promoted in US. Opinion is an opinion even when stated as a fact or amusing expression or observation. Being offended by an opinion is a clear sign of lack of personal integrity and self-awareness. Don’t enforce your own psychological deficiencies on others or baby jesus will cry like he crapped his pants before the age of diapers.
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006

In the last day of Lastguru’s visit, I convinced him to go to The Blue Man group performance in the New London Theatre. The performance was just great - a combination of rhythmic music, dramatic light and a hilarious comedy show. Just wonderful!
There was a lot of classic Blue Man moments - weird looks, colour-splashing drums, rock concert movements, textual and emotional sketches with the audience and the great “You Are LATE!” intermission. It really was 100 minutes of pure fun.
And best of all, on the exit I was given a special ticket with which I can get back in again for free if I bring a friend - yay!
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
I am hooked. I love to listen to Howard Stern. Up to now I have been doing it quietly by downloading it from P2P ever since I heard about him from a 60 minutes appearance just before moving to satellite radio on 1st January of 2006.
Finally Sirius started transmitting their radio stations to the Internet (for a fee). 13$ a month is not cheap for Internet radio (that is common to be gratis), but Howard Stern makes up for every penny of that with 5 hours of great talk show 4 days a week. And the dozens of other channels are just bonus.
If I were in the coverage zone of the Sirius satellite, I would get a receiver and look forward to the Stiletto, but as I am in UK, I have to make do with the Bittorrents shared by a highschool janitor and now with live streams from Sirius.com for 13$ per month. Luckily, the streaming works perfectly in Linux.
(I did have to supply a USA address when registering, so I gave them the address of Google headquarters :))
One more case where a gratis P2P downloads create a devoted fan and generate a sale.
Now I am just relaxing and enjoying channels 100 - Howard, 9 - The Pulse, 12 - Super Shuffle and 33 - Area 33.
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Hmm, I wonder if in the bug squashing parties one can eliminate bugs by hard random hugging?
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Thursday, June 29, 2006
This MUST stop now! If every DD would express his opinion and anger and frustration on the thread, then it would be the mother of all flamewars and it will suck the life out of all other Debian lists and stop the development outright. Flames shall not pass!
In case someone did not get the joke - it is fun. Join the fun. Display all the traditional flamewar tactics and frases in absurd and hyper overstated ways. Let off some steam in a fictional debate about nothing. Have a bit of fun. It is curiose after all.
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Friday, May 19, 2006
I have no idea how Debconf7 organizers will top this dinner. It was extremely wonderfully exciting and everyone had a great blast! More about it tomorrow when my nerves calm down from the experience.
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Sunday, March 12, 2006
This link is mostly for women doing some sports - you like when you are doing some sports activity and sometimes breasts get in the way of your performance? So this website features a Flash application that lets you choose you cup size, type of activity you plan to do and then shows what type of sports bra you should use for that. There will also be a realistic visualization of how that sports bra will perform, how a regular bra would perform and how it would look to do that au-naturel.
http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
Note: The link is NOT work safe!
P.S. Guys that love Baywatch should also check out that link too. You will not be disappointed
P.P.S. Geeks should check out the wireframe mode
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006
I think more people should just publish their thoughts about platforms of our DPL candidates so that we can have more visibility and insight (and a reason to actually read those platform statements). Thanks go to MJRay for the idea, however I will try to be a bit more biased so that this post conveys more of my opinions then just a plain summary of the platforms.
- ftp-team for a year, looks good
- dpl-team as a good idea, wants team decisions to take less responsibility on his own. Might be wise, but could be un-leaderish.
- pushes for smooth communication, I am not sure how that will work out - smooth communication means sanding off the edges, but we all know that the best development is always on the edge.
- pushes for code of conduct. While the idea might be quite popular it also states that bad behavior in our community is becoming so widespread that a special code is needed to compensate for that. I do not feel that we are at such a bad state now - more flamewars are raised about the code of conduct then about the conduct itself. I feel this is were simple and decisive action by the DPL should be done and not a birocratic procedure to spread the blame of failure.
- “insider reports” - good idea, like an internal Debian News Station (see Howard 100 News)
- encouraging wiki, forums and IRC as official channels of external communication. Several questions arise here: as a user with specific question - where must I go? to which media? to which list, channel or forum category? It must not be too complex. Also there is the question of spreading knowledgeable users and developers too thin across multiple channels of voluntary support.
- infrastructure transparency - good, but how? even tiny bits of paperwork there can slow the whole project to a crawl.
- mediator in flamewar situations - good, DPL should be doing that.
- media coverage - does Debian need more media coverage? I do not think so. I do believe that we need more coverage in more professional circles (even if in circles of professional psychiatrists) to attract more developers and make them understand us better, but I do not feel that attracting huge crowds of general public would do much good for the project.
- in my opinion team players make mediocre leaders
Five word summary: transparent, wide, smooth, mediative, consensus
- whoa … pictures, so sweet
- humor, so much needed in our project
- good point about half-DPL - it would be nice to have DPL delegate as much as they possibly can but be strict and easy with what is left
- Debian Police - sounds like a good substitute for Project Scud and the Finnish Inquisition
- good take on licences, however I would add to the Gnocchi licence the phrase “And you must remove any copies of this licence from your memory as soon as you have finished reading it.” That will show them lawyers …
Five word summary: humor, half-*, police, anti-legalese, illustrations
- got in cheap, but a long time ago
- The CD dude!
- not much new on internal communication, same old “will tell you even that I not doing anything”
- same stuff about the code of conduct, see above.
- social skill test within NM. Good idea, but not a good implementation - you will not get much social conditioning with mentoring inside teams. We need someone to get on the candidate and roast them good - test their asbestos suits. After he has made a package, schedule for time and either call the newbie or IRC with him. Grill him about his package. Must sure to slide into personal insults, religion bashing and political discourses. Watch the response. Evaluate. Post audio online
- open cabalish developments - there is little to be done beyond talking to cabal and making sure all semi-private developments use public Debian infrastructure for communication - draft on wiki and develop in svn, so that everyone can see.
- very good points about professionalism. we must be able to be proud about Debian and demand some level of standards from packages inside Debian. The idea of regular DD reexamination might be a very good fit here, see below.
- Steve looks like a good organizer to me
- however he might be a bit too soft on leadership or simply too diplomatically inclined in his platform statement
Five word summary: professionalism, standards, MIA, tests, communication
- not wanting to win too much
- speed up! - release early, release often. Sounds good for the everyday processes, but not for The Release. I still want to see Debian as The Most Stable thing ever.
- recruiting - I would ask, recruit for what? People can not just get into the interesting parts of the project and recruiting for general run of the mill development does not sound too engaging to me. You’d better make a contest for new security team members or new ftp masters or any other position that one person or only a few persons hold now. Have clear requirements and tests and actually get those people into doing those critical jobs. After that we can think about …
- … compulsory turnover. Now there is a good idea that I’d like other DPLs to consider, but only with in conjunction with the previous one. We might not need full rotation, but we could have a rotating ftp team leader post that would iterate among ftp team members. That would alleviate the “hit by a bus” problem a bit more.
- DPL as a discussion and direction leader is quite a nice and needed idea in my opinion.
- I do not agree with aj about compulsory kindness and the general idea of expulsion on social grounds. Currently it creates more problems then it could solve in a lifetime.
- Congrats on declassification thing, historians will surely thank us for that.
- nice legal disclaimer, I like those kind of things
Five word summary: continuity, tempo, newbies, direction, bling
Not online, to be put here when it appears.
- photo, nice touch.
- speak your mind. sound essential to a DPL.
- Ubuntu good. Good.
- Make love (and code) and not Desktop. Let Ubuntu make Desktop if they want to.
- We all are strange people, face it.
- Kicking people out is more harm to the project then those people could ever do.
- Kicking fun out of Debian.
- Great points about improving NM process and worshiping James Troup - I fully agree.
- The best idea here - recertification of all Debian Developers every X years (where X is proposed to be 3 currently). This will almost automatically solve many problems we have in Debian: NM frustration, MIA developers, standards of professionalism, reiteration of best practices, social reshuffling.
Five word summary: Here, goes, my, vote, period. Alternate summary: geek, love, tolerate, recertification, statue.
- math Ph.D. and researcher.
- wanted to vot for Lars, but as he stepped down saw no one else good enough, so put himself forward. brave words. I like Lars too, bet it’s not like we do not have good candidates this year besides him.
- summary on effect of voluntarism and respectful communication. Quite plain if you ask me. Got me a bit bored there. Not a good sign.
- think globally
- assist others
- help Debian specific software
- observers - sounds like that Debian Action News Team minus all the fun.
- “I am very patient” - be patient when reading and enthusiastic while writing, otherwise people might not read patiently
Five word summary: filler, communicate, more filler, patience
I hope this summary gave someone as much food for thought as it did for me. My favorite is very clear, but can you guess who is my second choice? Leave a comment and let me know what you think
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